i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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