I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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