Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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