so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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