How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Someone signed my nipple.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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