do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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