like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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