Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
