I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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