He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Even my vagina gasped.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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