my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
