No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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