He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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