I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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