its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Randomize