Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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