Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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