You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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