i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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