Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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