i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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