Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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