normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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