it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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