Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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