So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
