If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i out mim tonsoeep
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