You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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