Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
MIDGETS
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*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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