He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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