yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They should really pass out barf bags in church
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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