he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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