New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize