i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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