I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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