It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
