Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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