I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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