The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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