you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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