Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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