Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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