He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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