I feel like I'm in dance class right now
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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