My liver just broke up with me...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We need to rekindle our bromance
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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