# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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