he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Randomize
