You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Welp...herpes.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
