I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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