U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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