I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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