How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So much Jack, so little girl.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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