The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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