It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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