question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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