Me. At least after what I've been through.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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