Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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