i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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