Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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