Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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