That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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